As someone who has a fondness for toys, I really liked this:

Somehow, turns out there is a whole page of similar products. I still like this one the best; and I’m willing to bet it makes coffee just as well as the cheap “grown-up” machines it emulates.

I sort of feel that specialty coffee needs our own indoctrination toy. Plush portafilters?

(Actually, I really want one of those…)